Scars & souvenirS

21. seducing my mind
∊ a r t h ∙ d a y 🌻🌏

∊ a r t h ∙ d a y 🌻🌏

ericnotwhite:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

hahahahaha oh my god lmao

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

high-and-lonesome-sound:

his pledge to her:
I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your tummy- when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the papercuts and the door-slammed finger and the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times I will not. I will go faster, harder. I will pull when you want and tease you when you don’t. I will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever I want to. whenever I think you need one. or seven. I will check your tire pressure and remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you.  I will love you. I will love you.

high-and-lonesome-sound:

his pledge to her:

I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your tummy- when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the papercuts and the door-slammed finger and the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times I will not. I will go faster, harder. I will pull when you want and tease you when you don’t. I will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever I want to. whenever I think you need one. or seven. I will check your tire pressure and remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you.  I will love you. I will love you.

(Source: atomos, via vodkacupcakes)